In the years 1950 to 1970 is a lot of kids in our cricket team were boys exploitation of the surrounding farms. Cricket is a social as well as a sports environment for them. Normally that would play cricket and spend time after the match in the local pub. If he won a local competition to which they spend much time in the bar!

Our team was a decent town team and won a trophy over the years. 'Geordie' & 'Squeak' were two of our best players and certainly knew how to celebrate. One night, got in trouble with the local Bobby!

Both were farm boys and worked on a farm about 1 mile from the village. In those days walking or cycling to cricket games. After going to the pub sometimes play pranks on the residents of the local village.

Many of the villagers used to keep a pig in your backyard, after the war, to overlook the issue of rationing. One night 'Geordie' & 'Squeak' got into a farmyard pig, painted black with tar from a villager. The next morning was totally shocked when he saw the pig had been painted and vowed revenge.

Another neighbor had blocked his fireplace. There was a house in town built in a quarry. You can walk in the field at the rear of the house and climb onto the roof. 'Geordie' & 'Squeak' climbed to the roof and a straw stuffed into the chimney pot. It blocked the chimney and smoke sent back to the living room in the house. The villager was vowing revenge if he learned that the culprits were.

"Geordie" & 'Squeak' bike also tied a gentleman to the top of an apple tree. He could not locate the bike at all and was completely amazed when someone told him to look at the top of his apple tree. They also put some tar on a toilet seat and a lady was very unfortunate was trapped in his seat.

These jokers need to be a well deserved one night after winning the trophy for the local evening league cricket. "Geordie" I had drunk too much and was totally legless. 'Squeak' had a lot but could still walk. I had the problem of getting your partner home to the farm was a mile away. Squeak "Aha" thinking "when he saw a truck farmer in the yard, where he painted the painting of black pig. "I'll put" Geordie "in the truck and take him home in which" he thought to himself.

The villager vi 'Squeak' take the truck and got in touch with the local bobby. "I'll teach them a lesson two," said the local bobby. He soon reached them because of miles takes a long time if you zig zag all over the place. "What are you up to the" Bobby asked, 'Squeak'. "I'm taking them home," muttered 'Squeak'. "Are you drunk 'Squeak'," thundered Bobby. "He is much worse than me," said 'Squeak'.

"I am arrested for being drunk in charge of a wheelbarrow," said Bobby. "Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence against him. "My mom will kill me if he does that," declared 'Squeak'. Bobby could hardly contain the laughter! "OK you leave off this time, but if I find more jokes in town I'll tell your mom what you've been doing. " 'Squeak' finally 'Geordie' home in the truck of the night, but never played more pranks on the villagers after being found "Drunk in charge of a wheelbarrow.

About the Author:

Robert Aconley runs the Million Dollar Lake and Million Pound Lake websites.

You can find them at http://www.milliondollarlake.com and http://www.millionpoundlake.co.uk

Please come and take a look!

Article Source: ArticlesBase.com – ‘geordie’ & ‘squeak’ are Nicked! It’s Just not Cricket!

Extreme indoor mountain biking while drunk.

Drunk: $13.56 Drunk

Ergo Drunk Plum T-shirt $19.99 Sometimes suffering from double vision is a good thing, like while starring at a hottie, money or this Drunk tee by Ergo.

Costa Blanca Mountain Biking – Benidorm $29.84 Try something different on this trip to Benidorm. It’s downhill all the way at a nice steady pace as you ride a bicycle down a mountain slope while taking in the breathtaking scenery!Enjoy the lovely countryside and feel that wonderful sense of freedom as you breathe the sweet scent of the lemon and orange groves on your downhill biking adventure!

Think Drunk $12.9 I’m not drunk!

Irish I Were Drunk $20 While none of our shirts are magically delicious, this one comes the closest.

Quad Biking in Cyprus $55.66 Set out on an off-the-road adventure on your very own quad bike. Rev up the engine and ride off into the hills of Paphos.Rest a while at the beautiful and tranquil Adonis Baths. Steeped in Greek mythology this is said to be the place where Aphrodite and Adonis used to bathe. Swim in its mystically-empowered waters and gaze up at the cascading waterfalls just above the Baths.Drive along the Mavrokolympos Dam, one of the many dams that can be seen in Cyprus.Breathtaking scenery and an exhilarating sense of freedom make this a highly rewarding tour.

---